When Ko wasted Gram’s ketchup...

Gram is my 85-year old grandmother and best friend. And Gram says what she pleases! The boys and I visit Gram each Wednesday and it’s always worth documenting. —— *the boys and I enter Gram’s apartment Me: Greetings! Kameron: Hey Gram. Kobin: Hi Gram! *Gram glares in our direction lol. Ko (age 9): I’m hungry! Kam (age 14): Me too! Gram: (screams) GO WASH YOUR NASTY HANDS! ✋🏾✋🏾✋🏾 We obliged. *Gram shuffled to the kitchen and made TWO plates...... although there were three of us. 😐 There were 6 chicken wings total, what looked to be about 12 french fries combined 😂😂 and two half corn cobs. After realizing she didn’t plan on making a third plate I asked......”Where’s mine?” Gram: You always “turn up ya face” at my food.......so I didn’t make you none!

😐😐😐😐👀👀👀👀 So I took one of each kid’s wings and about 5 fries. Ko: Mama! I’m hungry! You took my —- Kam: 😐😐😐😐😐😐 Gram: (while hitting me) LEAVE THEY CHICKEN ALONE!!!!!!!!! Me: *chews a fry. Now down to 4. Gram: Kids, you want ketchup!? Gram then squirts about seven pounds of ketchup in two small containers for the kids to dip their couple of fries in. 

Kam: Kobin doesn’t like ketchup. Gram: (Screams) I’m so sickuhwhut (sick of what) Kobin don’t like! 😡😡 *we sat and ate *Gram stared at us while Kam and Ko ate like Neanderthals  Gram: Do you feed ya children? Me: *chews and stares 👀👀 Gram: Kobin’s eating out of both sides of his mouth!

*I thought about digging into her comment and/or the ability to eat on one side of the mouth but I just continued to chew instead 

Gram: *stares at Kameron’s head  Gram: Kam how long you gone wear those twigs in ya head? 😂 Kam: 👀👀 *unison chewing Ko: Can I have more chicken? (Walks to kitchen) Gram: Is it more in there or did ya mama steal it all? (Squints at me)? 😂😂 Me: 👀 (chews) Gram: I still can’t believe I wasted all that ketchup on Kobin!😂😂 We then watched an episode of Family Feud Gram had seen a million times yet guessed each answer as though it was a new show. Good times with #Gram. 

*picture was found under Google’s “big ketchup” images.